- You buy generic ketchup (done it but switched back)
- You tell the waiter it's your birthday ... just to get the free cake. (done it ... but this is usually after several refreshments)
- You cut your own hair. (haven't paid for a hair cut since probably 1989)
- You listened to a daylong sales pitch for a free night's stay. (have done the "60 minute" two-hour timeshare thing several times for free Disney tickets)
- You’re keeping your skinny '80s ties ... just in case they make a comeback. (did they go out of style???)
- Your precious childhood memories became a little less precious when you discovered ebay. (you can get a lot for comic books and Star Wars figures!!)
FYI ... Jen (Jim's wife) LOVES her Snuggie!!!
Hey Jim, in the interest of full disclosure, I don't think I've ever paid for a haircut. Of course, my mom is a beautician. Also, my superhero action figures have definitely padded my PayPal account. That snuggie, however, is unforgivable.Jim is not only a funny guy, but a top-rate designer. You can find his Web site here.
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